The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
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Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
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Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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