Im at strip club and am horny
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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