How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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