But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
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I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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