I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
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someone needs to name a hurricane after you
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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