Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
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just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
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It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
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