"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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