If i come over, it means nothing
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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