it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
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You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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