I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
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Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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