Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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