the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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