party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
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I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
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I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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