allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
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bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
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I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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