Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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