I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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