Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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