We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
