Sponge bath it is.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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