so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
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I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
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Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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