Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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