So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
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Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
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She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
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