On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
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I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
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apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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