We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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