my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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