So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
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WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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