We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
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I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
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you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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