went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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