we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
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I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
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My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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