Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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