so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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