I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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