WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
We're too hungover to prance.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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