'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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