new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
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We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
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NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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