I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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