just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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