I hate all girls vehemently.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
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He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
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The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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