Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
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Oh Jesus.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
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WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
Randomize