If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
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Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
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Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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