she was so not down for the gang bang
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
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i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
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If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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