This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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