i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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