I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
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Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
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I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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