bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
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She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
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someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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