turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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