what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
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finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
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I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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