Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
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So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
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Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Holy shit dude........stairs
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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