But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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