That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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