He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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