Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Randomize
