i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
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she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I will be naked everywhere
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
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Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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