I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Randomize
