brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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