I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
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